Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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