whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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