So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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