Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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