if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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