No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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