Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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