It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
