i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I could fuck to npr.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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