is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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