if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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