Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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