we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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