Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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