Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch

(740): View more from Ohio

enter at your own risk

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i came on her dog

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(941): View more from Florida

I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special

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(415): View more from California

they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..

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(408): View more from California

She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety

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(352): View more from Florida

She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.

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(972): View more from Texas

Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"

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