I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i came on her dog
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"