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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

you can still come hang out if you want

(248): View more from Michigan

I really don't feel like watching you play video games

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(847): View more from Illinois

the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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(805): View more from California

"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

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(916): View more from California

If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

(320): View more from Minnesota

Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

(916): View more from California

It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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(850): View more from Florida

The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.

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(540): View more from Virginia

And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...

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(303): View more from Colorado

I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself

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(410): View more from Maryland

Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job

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(817): View more from Texas

So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.

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