is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
