Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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