no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize