...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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