dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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