Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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