yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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