i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm like, not good at living.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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