Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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