And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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