Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
