Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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