What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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