I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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