it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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