we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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