Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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