It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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