We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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