I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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