D3 body, D1 cock
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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