Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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