She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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