What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Randomize
