How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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