So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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