thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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