I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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