Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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