I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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