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what?
penguin condom
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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