Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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