I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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