god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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