He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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