real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
