I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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