I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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