is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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